wannareturntoafamilarfeeling:

(Source: flickr.com, via pointdotiozao)

wordswithimages:

(via maliketh)

ghostcrows:

ghostcrows:

The thing about Peggy hill is you see her in some episodes and you might think well this woman has some lesbionic mannerisms. but the truth is she’s just one of those very sporty southern moms who inexplicably gets away with not upholding their side of the gender roles even in communities where everyone is kinda expected to do that. Like she kinda gets to do what she wants. Cause she’s Peggy that’s just how Peggy is. And she has a husband and a kid so they’re like ok fine I guess

Like if you told her she looked gay here she would laugh really awkwardly and be like Well, I hope you mean that as in “happy”, because in that case I am positively gay. I am so gay and in love with my wonderful husband Hank. And Hank would be like *texan sigh* Peggy, You can’t go around tellin people you’re “gay” for me. People are gonna start to get the wrong idea. And then shed accuse Hank of being homophobic and double down

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lesbianredpanda:

exitwound:

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I’m giving it all she’s got boss

(via hungwy)

cryptotheism:

LAWYER: “Under jury qualifications you wrote ‘can tell who is going to heaven just by looking’ is that correct?’

ME: [Gesturing to the defendant while mouthing H-E-L-L and rolling my eyes]

(via desolationlesbian)

balkanica:

Ok let’s be bluntly honest and controversial. Idgaf what science says but:

do *you* consider fish as meat?

of course

hell nah

unsure

(via scooplery)

infectiouspiss:

when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

(via officialspec)

radiofreederry:

himbofisher:

SHE’S TOUCHING MY WEINER?!

Mr. Beast getting a handjob

(via gimmeblood)

despazito:

This tweet is killing me rn

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patroclusdefencesquad:

i love characters that are just a cunt. no redeeming characteristics. just there to stir shit up and scheme. cause a ruckus. get on everyone’s nerves.

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wormwizerd:

sometransgal:

Tumblr is a quality app…

(via pointdotiozao)

great-and-small:

Just found out my facebook birding group is public because my cousin (a lawyer who is not into birds) casually said to me “saw you couldn’t identify a willet the other day… pretty embarrassing”

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